Pandering Poetry

Rep. Tom Tancredro (R-CO) to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX)

Hey Tommy, what's that nasty scent?
Gee Johnny, I think it's an immigrant.
Ah hah, we should send them back.
I'll start writing a bill.
Before they start a terrorist attack.
Deportation is such a thrill!

Say Tommy, weren't your parents too from a foreign land?
Johnny, you're right, but that was decades past.
And these immigrants are of a brown brand.
We know a brown country can't last.