Immune Systems Hate Gay Dudes. Doi. They also make the black baby jesus cry.

I go to this website before i go to the NYT every day, its where one can get the crazy news. I am not sure gay dudes mimic anything, in fact unless your lady has ovaries in her pooper, its us who mimic them. They got their own thing going on.

"The human body is quite callous in how it handles mistreatment and
the perversion of its natural functions," said Barber. "When two men
mimic the act of heterosexual intercourse with one another, they
create an environment, a biological counterfeit, wherein disease can
thrive. Unnatural behaviors beget natural consequences."