My Favorite Secretary

In honor of Administrative Professionals Day:

Some love Rummy. Retired Generals and his mother hate him. I used to frequently relieve myself on Kissinger's leg. But Maddie, oh Maddie.

MA: "Companionship?

MA: I have lots of companionship. I am about to be 69 years old, and I have three daughters, three sons-in-law and six grandchildren. I am not looking to meet men. I also truly can't imagine who is out there who might be interested in someone like me. I'm intimidating, don't you think?

NYT: I wouldn't want to have to arm-wrestle you.

MA: I work out three times a week, and I can leg-press up to 400 pounds."