Country Embraces Economic Stimulus Package

Fontes: Sounds like we'll be getting a tax rebate. I'm going to buy booze and Bibles with it.

Snowflake Tears: buy drugs, stuff that cant be taxed.

Fontes: My dad had surgery and was telling me about his pain pills. I told him to sell them. He was laughing. Little did he know I was interested in buying. I'll trade him smokes and Old Mud for Vicodin.